Jawaii Resident

[Jawa Jawa]

You know what's

the most beautiful

place in Jawaii?

It's 'Heart Island,' which is just a little north of here. The water surrounding Heart Island is not that deep, so you can just walk across if you're careful.

That's the best place to share an intimate moment with the person

you love. It's perfectly secluded and such a beautiful area.

Of course, it's probably not

a good idea to go there by

yourself if you're single.

You'd look like such

a pathetic loser!