Vergil

[Vergil]

The weather is so

nice today, like always.

I just want to ditch work,

run outside and work out.

Well, those guys in

black suits, not to mention

the ruffians that manage to

invade town, sometimes sort

of make it kind of unsafe to

go out all by yourself.

But me and a buddy are

planning to head to the

Al De Baran Turbo Track

one of these days. Boy,

the last time we went,

he wasted a lot of zeny.

He actually won some

kind of potion as a prize

and let me have it. I drank

it and it made me move really

slowly. Now what kind of prize

is that supposed to be?!

I think my buddy

was totally scammed.

That, or I was totally

tricked by him to drink it.

How they came up with such a ridiculous idea for a prize!

Wha--?! I didn't say

I was going to ditch work,

I just said I wanted to!

But just to spite you, maybe

just maybe, I won't go today!

Then again, I don't

think I can slack on

this project. Curses...

The weekend certainly

doesn't come fast enough!

What, you mean that

axe murderer from a long

time ago? Well, I heard a

rumor that it actually wasn't

like that. Let's see, how

did the story go?

I heard that some hat

maker, the one who makes

the Smokie Hat, accidentally

made a Person Headgear

instead of, like, a hat made

of monsters. Don't ask me how.

Yeah, I think relatives

of that Airship Captain...

They were totally made into

a hat on accident. Supposedly,

it looks like a Reindeer Head,

but now that's just too weird.