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Umpokoriohtan artwork from Ragnarok Online
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Umpokoriohtan

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Umpokoriohtan

Mapum_in
Coordinates144, 45
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NPC dialogue from the source script

Lines can belong to different quest branches. Conditions and order are defined in the original script.

[Umpokoriohtan]

Hey there, cool cat.

Don't mind the wife...

Much as I love her,

I know my obligations, ya dig?

If a man's got plenty, he's

got to share it with those

that got nothing to give.

If a man's hands are good

at healin', he's got to use

those hands to help folks live.

If a man's lips be good at

singin', he's got to croon the

songs we like to hear so much.

But if sweet lovin' is golden,

then baby...I got the Midas touch.

Ooh...!

...........

My back--!

Simmer down, baby, your turn is comin' in a minute~

Man...sometimes my wife can

be a lil' too rough, maybe

even hurtful. But that's cool...

it just means she's got fire.

But someday, she'll have to

learn that I gots to share

this heart of mine with the ladies

who really need a dose of vitamin

lovin', ya dig? It's my obligation.

Wainatan, Bertztan, Chabimatan...

Those pretty girls been waitin'

toooooo long. Don't worry,

big daddy's comin' soon.

OOOH~! Phrenetan!

Baby, why you gotta be rough?

Hit me gently, ya dig??

I don't mean to hurt you~

Umbaumbah...........

Umbahwooga woogawoo!

Umbah umumbabah umbawoo gaga.

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