Roving Hair Dresser

[Rui Vishop]

That Veronica...

Hah! Best hair dresser my ass.

She's not the best hair dresser...

...

I am!

I, Rui Vishop, the man to whom

all scalps are canvases

waiting to be transformed into

works of magnificent art~!

Do you not know that I, Rui

Vishop, maestro of the shears

and sculptor of hair, am an

artist far ahead of his time?!

Well, I suppose an adventurer

like yourself wouldn't know...

As a hair sculptor, I find joy

in bestowing upon others the

supreme favour of doing their

hairstyle at a reasonable price.

Recently, however, I happened to

overhear that some tyro has had

the audacity to call herself a

hair dresser.

So one day I went there,

pretending to be a customer.

I was apalled to see the boring,

lifeless hairstyles that she was

giving all of her clients...

It wasn't hard to notice that her

skills, or lack thereof, are a

joke. She brings shame to the

great and honorable

profession of hair dressing.

A complete and utter disgrace!

But the worst part was...

she forced her customers to

choose a hairstyle before she

styled their hair!

That's not how talented hair

dressers do their job! She

should know what hair style will

fit a customer without ever

asking them!

If by any chance you decide to

do your hair, don't even think

about giving her patronage.

Instead, you may ask for my

services. I assure you, I am

faaaar better than her.

Do you understand? I mean, don't

let her ruin your hair needlessly!

You could get a Swordman to hack

away at your hair if you want a

hairstyle that horrible~!

Hmm, I must say, your current

style fits you best. Trust me, I know what I am saying.

Ah, I see that that you can

recognize genius when it is

right before you. In light

of your good taste, I will

only require money for my

services.

Simply pay me the small

fee of 199,800 zeny. You must

know that I am doing you a

huge favor by charging you

such a small amount. My

art is priceless, after all.

Alright, I will be taking my

199,800 zeny service charge now.

If you don't wish to do

this right now, though I can't

imagine why, you may ask that

stupid hair dresser to

do her clumsy work on you...

O~k~a~y!

Now, let us begin~!

Wooooo~oooohhhh!! Toohhhhh~oooohhhh!!

Woooooo~aaaaaaahhhhh!!

Voila!

Oh, great~ it's awesome!

Another Vishop masterpiece~

Once more I've outdone myself.

It's such a unique and talented

style! Yes, I am the best! Wooohahahahahaha!

Bah! Alright! It's your decision.

But don't blame me later!

One day you'll wake up, realize

you're ugly and regret not

having my genius shape every lock

of hair on your head.

What? What a shame!

Will you let that...that

charlatan of a hair dresser ruin

your hairstyle!? I'm sure the

heavens are crying tears of

pity at mankind's ignorance...