Pilot

[Pilot]

I wish that I could go drink a cold fresh beer.

Drinking is the goal of my life! Drinking gives me energy!

I am nothing without drinks!

But! Driving under the influence is not good.

But! That makes me want to drink more and more!

This uniform is

really dapper, but

it's way too thick to

wear around the Airship.

...

......

No one ever really

comes into this room.

And the captain IS a reindeer. I could just strip to my boxers.

Wah!? Who is it!

- ...He is not listening to you, at all. -

It's been sooo

long since I've

enjoyed a nice, cold

alcoholic brew. But the

job requires me to be as

clear headed as I can!

Always drink responsibly!

Still, I can't remember the

last time I had a real vacation

or even a day off. Yeap, some

booze, some chips, some TV

and serious R&R is in order.

Man, the weather

is really nice today.

Bright, open skies make

for some good visibility

and safe, carefree flying.

You know, our captain's a

respectable guy. Him and

his brother are actually well

known in the aircraft industry.

Who knew reindeer made

such good captains?

Just between you

and me, I gotta tell

you, that Santa was onto

something, getting reindeers

and elves to work for him.

The man must be a genius!

You know, this whole

piloting thing in the air,

it's rather new, you know?

Yeah, they got this Airship

operation in a hurry.

Still, they were real

serious, really thought

ahead. I mean, they had us

training while the Airships

were still being invented.

Isn't that freakin' crazy?!