Waitress

[Elenore]

This place...

Certainly has

atmosphere.

We've got some kind of Fortune Teller that's always hanging around in the corner, and a loud, belligerent drunk who's always picking on Mages.

So...

What can

I do for you?

Well...

If you're looking for alcohol, King Tristram III outlawed it a while ago. Now I hear they only serve it in certain places.

Still, people manage to get drunk off the imitation drinks that we serve here. I guess it's all psychological.

I reeeeally want to be able to visit that place where they serve real drinks. I hear it's just like paradise!

Gossip...?

Well, I've heard that they're opening a new Airship Service

in Juno!

Or at least, they're planning to. The airship isn't really ready to take off just yet. In the meantime, there's some weird customer representative over there who's offering a teleport service.

It seems like Kafra Corporation may finally have a competitor! Then again, I don't think many girls are as attractive as the Kafra Employees...

Have you heard?

There are some new fashions floating around the Rune-Midgarts Kingdom!

People have been coming in, wearing some cute new hats. There was this cute Teddy Bear Hat I've never seen before, and a girl came in wearing these black Kitty Ears...

Of course, not every popular style suits my taste. I mean, I saw someone walking around with a Mushroom on their head. And I hear someone has been making hats made out of Fish?

I guess those

kinds of hats are too

artistic for my taste.

Gossip, eh?

I hear there's this person somewhere in Rune-Midgarts...

Tell me, have you ever heard of

Have you ever heard of

W-wait...

Ugh...

Ooooh...

My he-head...

It huuurts...

[William's Spirit]

You get the hell away from my daughter, low-life, before I sell your organs for zeny!

You hear me?!

*Cough*

Oh...!

Sorry about that!

I must be coming

down with the flu!

...Or something.

Weird...

Her voice was

really deep for

a minute there...

Hey you sex crazed bastard!! Stop looking at my daughter like that before I rip out your eyes, and eat them with pasta!

[

Huh...?

C-come again?

Oh, Dad must have possessed me again. It happens to me and my sister all the time.

No kidding?

Huh. Total bummer.

Yeah...

Tell me about it.

W-waaaaait~

But, But I'm a girl!

What part of I will whup you where you stand do you not understand?! Now, quit it you pervert!

Waaah~!

How did she

get all scary?!