Sameer

[Sameer]

There are too many

loving couples in this city.

Cuddling and kissing and

hugging and necking. It's...

It's utterly distasteful.

I can't believe the

indecency I see everyday

near my own home. Don't

they know better than to be

so affectionate in places

where the public can see them?!

Fortunately for the

world, I'm a bulwark

of morality. In fact, I have

no need for a woman. All

I need are my ship models,

teen novels and dominoes.

I'm a completely well

adjusted individual, which

is why the authorities should

listen to me when I tell them

to arrest couples for indecency!

Hand holding. Have they no shame?!