Tzerero

[Tzerero]

I trust that you are enjoying

life as a Super Novice? Ah,

good good...just as I expected.

Verily, the light of mediocrity is shining brightly within you...

I encourage you to live

life as Mister Kimu-Shaun did...

Become a Jack of All Trades...

...and a master of none.

Ah, you've brought the

items I've requested!

You've proven yourself

worthy of joining our

Super Novice Society.

Then, as promised, I will

change your job into a

Super Novi--Huh?

What's that behind you?

You look behind you, but...

There's nothing's there.

Something fishy is going on here!

Bwaha! I got you!

So...how do you like my joke?

Oh well, let's forget that...

As well as any possible

reason a grown man such as

myself would carry around

a pair of Panties.

The important thing is...

you have joined the esteemed

ranks of the great Super Novices.

Consider these Panties a gift...

This very garment is rumored

to be worn by Mister Kimu-Shaun,

our legendary club founder, in

his early days in striving for

exemplary mediocrity.

Go out, and enjoy your new life

as a Super Novice! Venture

forth and help the common

man, while being one at at

the same time!

Huh? Did you forget what I

wanted from you? Okay,

I will let you know once

again. Please remember

this time...

I asked you to bring me

30 Sticky Mucus and

30 Resin.

...Hmm?

Stop.

Let me look at you.

.....

.......

.........

I see that the light

of mediocrity shines

brightly within you...

Why don't you join us,

young Novice? Join

us and learn the subtle

greatness of being

mediocre...

Accept my offer...

Cast off your those

brown, dusty garments

and bloom into...

...a Super Novice.

Hmm...But do you truly

appreciate the value of

finding strength in

weakness? You must

prove to me that you

are a true underachiever.

Live life as a Novice...

And return when you

have mastered the

Basic Skills...

Grow in mediocrity and

Become a Level 10 Novice...

value the relaxed lifestyle

of the banal adventurer?

Prove to me that you do not

lust for power...

Live life mundanely...

Become a Level 45 Novice...

It will be then that you can join us...

I can see in your eyes

the determination to

live life simply...

Only the truly wise can

see that being ordinary

and banal is the best

way to live life.

However, we do not welcome

just anyone into our society.

You must first pass our

qualification test.

For this test, you must

bring me some items which

are dropped from normal,

unexceptional monsters.

Hmmmm...

30 Sticky Mucus

and 30 Resin

will be suitable to test your

ability to fight meager enemies.

Also, the number 30

is significant. It's not

anything special...just

an ordinary number.

Hahahahaha~

Good luck, my friend.

Well, well...I suppose the

value of the simple life

is difficult for you to

to grasp. It's...okay...

Your life is your own.

But, if you ever see the

light of banality, you

are welcome to visit me

anytime...

As our Novice club

grows more popular and

we gain more followers,

we may consider using

a more difficult test...

Our Novice Society was founded

by the legendary Mister

Kimu-Shaun...perhaps the

greatest man in our generation.

He realized that there

was much suffering in the

world, especially among

the common people of

Midgard...

He learned many skills from

all the different people he

met...but since he didn't

stay in one place for long,

he became a jack of all

trades...and a master of none.

In sharing the pain of

the common man, he became

became one himself...

the greatest ordinary

man ever.

The members of our society

try to live as Mister

Kimu-Shaun did, according to

the principles he laid before us...

How do you like living

life simply as a Super

Novice? I'm sure that

you're enjoying it~

Please grow as a Super

Novice by helping the

common man while being

one at the same time...

I encourage you to

grow in your Super

Noviceness, and lead

an example in living

an exceptionally

mundane life.

Hello, I am Tzerero,

the unofficial executive

director of the Great

Novice Society.

Hmmm...you seem to be well

above the average person.

Yes, you're definitely more

'extraordinary' than you are

'ordinary...'

*Sigh* I suppose you

could never understand

our way of life, the

subtle greatness in

being ordinary. But

that's alright.

Well...there are thousands

of different people in this

world, so I just try to accept

all of our differences.

I hope you will too.