Belder

[Belder]

I ought to hire some

part-time promotional

workers... Some sexy

ladies ought to bring in

the customers by th--Oh!

Welcome to Belder Loans!

You? But you're a dude!

No sweaty, stinky, sleazy

man should be the image

of Belder Loans! We need

to exude trust, dependability,

and... And lady charms.

You? Well, don't take

this the wrong way, but

all your curves? Wrong

places, honey. Later!

Hey, aren't you

interested in a loan?

Better you come to

me than you relying

on some guy that'll

try to rip you off!

Welcome! So, do you

need money fast? Belder

Loans get you the money

you need at low interest rates!

Muff? Oh! Is that

supposed to be a name?

I thought you meant--No.

Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

Huh? Collateral?

Now why would I refuse

to take back his money

if I really loaned it to him?

Leave me alone now, this kind

of talk is bad for business!

He really found his bond

of debt? Damn it--I mean,

what a surprise! That's,

uh, real good for him.

Now that I think of it, I did

loan a Muff money once.

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What's with that dirty look?

I've got nothing to hide!

Can't you see that I'm

the victim here? Me!

Just... Scram before you

make me more upset.

Welcome! Did you need

money fa--Oh. Hey, it's

you again, the do-gooder.

Why don't you do me some

good, and go back where

you came from. Jerk.

Cash flow problems?

Well, I'm your solution!

I offer unsecured loans

at an extremely low interest

rate, twenty-four hours a day!

Belder Loans is Alberta's best!