Bard Jet
Bard Jet#tu
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1NPC dialogue from the source script
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[Jet]
Every god never grows old
Because of beautiful
Goddess, Idun.
Keeper of the apples of youth
Goddess of immortality.
Ooh, you're an Archer?
There was a time when I too
was an Archer. But I've changed jobs, so now I entertain the masses with my songs and humor.
Speaking of which...
Let me tell you a joke!
Trust me, it's hilarious~
*Ahem*
A termite walks
into a bar and says,
'Is the bar tender here?'
Hahahahaha!
Bwehehehehe!
Hahaha~!
Goodness,
I'm funny!
Now, you try!
Come on, make
up a joke~!
Oh...
My...
God...
That was the greatest
joke I've ever heard in my
life! You really have a natural
talent for showmanship! You
just have to become a Bard!
W-Wow...
I don't know why, but that was truly amazing. You must have
what it takes to become a Dancer...
But before any of that, you've got to get rid of the Archer look, no?
Actually I'm a member of
the Archer's Guild 'Icarus' which is to the left of the job change office. You should be able to
learn a lot from there.
Now now, go learn
everything and change
jobs so that you can
come play with me!
Ooh...!
You're...!
Let's see...
I've been working
on a new joke here,
but I could use some
feedback. You ready?
What did the male
Merchant say to the
dancing Isis? Give up?
'Mammonite!'
Get it? 'Cuz he
throws money at her
and the word Mammonite
sounds-- wait. It's not funny
if I have to explain it, huh?
Hello, hello!
Wouldn't it be
nice if we could
perform together
one of these days?
You look bored...
Is life really that
mundane and tiresome?
Then... I shall make
you laugh...
These are the
famous last words
of a mafia hit man...
'Who put the
violin in this
violin case?!'
Bwahahahahahahah!
Get the joke?
