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Bard Jet

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Bard Jet#tu

Mappayon_in02
Coordinates67, 65
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Location

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NPC dialogue from the source script

Lines can belong to different quest branches. Conditions and order are defined in the original script.

[Jet]

Every god never grows old

Because of beautiful

Goddess, Idun.

Keeper of the apples of youth

Goddess of immortality.

Ooh, you're an Archer?

There was a time when I too

was an Archer. But I've changed jobs, so now I entertain the masses with my songs and humor.

Speaking of which...

Let me tell you a joke!

Trust me, it's hilarious~

*Ahem*

A termite walks

into a bar and says,

'Is the bar tender here?'

Hahahahaha!

Bwehehehehe!

Hahaha~!

Goodness,

I'm funny!

Now, you try!

Come on, make

up a joke~!

Oh...

My...

God...

That was the greatest

joke I've ever heard in my

life! You really have a natural

talent for showmanship! You

just have to become a Bard!

W-Wow...

I don't know why, but that was truly amazing. You must have

what it takes to become a Dancer...

But before any of that, you've got to get rid of the Archer look, no?

Actually I'm a member of

the Archer's Guild 'Icarus' which is to the left of the job change office. You should be able to

learn a lot from there.

Now now, go learn

everything and change

jobs so that you can

come play with me!

Ooh...!

You're...!

Let's see...

I've been working

on a new joke here,

but I could use some

feedback. You ready?

What did the male

Merchant say to the

dancing Isis? Give up?

'Mammonite!'

Get it? 'Cuz he

throws money at her

and the word Mammonite

sounds-- wait. It's not funny

if I have to explain it, huh?

Hello, hello!

Wouldn't it be

nice if we could

perform together

one of these days?

You look bored...

Is life really that

mundane and tiresome?

Then... I shall make

you laugh...

These are the

famous last words

of a mafia hit man...

'Who put the

violin in this

violin case?!'

Bwahahahahahahah!

Get the joke?

MAKE IT YOURS

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