Idle Merchant

[Idle Merchant]

Man! Business is going

sooo slooow right now!

Well, no point standing

around this dump much

longer. Maybe I should

pack it up and go home.

[

Excuse me?

Hello? Sir?

Finally! A customer!

I knew someone would come

eventually! So whaddya want

to buy? I got all sorts of

handy little knickknacks~

Sorry, not interested.

I just wanted to ask if

you've seen a boy around

here that's about fifteen

years old. He supposedly

ran away from home, so.

Fifteen? My own son is

that age... I'm sorry, but

I haven't seen any lads that

age around here in the past

few days. Though, you might

want to ask the other merchants.

Cool. Thanks a lot.

Alright, then!

Good luck bringing that

boy home! Oh, and are you

sure that you don't want

to take a look around?

Er, what exactly do

you sell here? I can't

recognize any of these

goods that you're selling.

You know how some restaurants

offer dishes with mock meat

made out of vegetables and

stuff like wheat gluten, right?

Get this: mock vegetables

made out of pure meat! Now

how's that for the best of both

worlds? Yeah? Yeah? Here,

why don't you try a sample?

What the?!

No way in hell am

I putting that in my

mouth! What the heck

is that supposed to be?

It's the world's

first zucchini...

Made completely out

of Grade A Sirloin Steak!

No no no! I've got to

go and ask those other

merchants about that

missing boy. Er, but

good luck selling that.

(I better ask the other

merchants around here if

they've seen that boy. I'm

wasting my time talking to

this crazy merchant and his

ridiculous mock vegetables.)