Aelle

[Aelle]

Pssst, hey! I got

some cheap, but slightly

illegal, warps to the Orc

Dungeon, Glast Heim

and the Dead Pit. So

you want in on this?

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Actually, um, I'm here

to look for somebody.

You wouldn't happen

to know Canelle's

sister, would you?

Ah, so my stuck up

sister sent you, huh?

I should have known,

judging from your clothes.

So you want to become a

more alluring performer, eh?

Awww...

That's disappointing.

So... You didn't come

here to buy these warps?

You sure you don't want any?

Okay, okay...

So you came for me to

teach you some enticement

technique or something, right?

Huh. Well, this lecture I give?

It's long and complicated.

Talking and explaining

all of the intricate details

for so long will definitely

parch my throat. So first, you

gotta bring me a refreshing

drink before we can begin...

Oh... Okay.

Alright, I guess

I can spare a potion

or two, or maybe bring

back a bottle of juic--

Whoa, whoa, none of

that junk! I want to

have a real drink.

You know, something

more... Alcoholic.

Oh, and I need some

snacks to sustain all of

my teaching energy! Yeah,

some yummy fruit on a plate

and some cookies too!

Soooo, I wanna eat

1 Apple, 3 Bananas and

5 Well-Baked Cookies. Ah,

make sure you bring China

to serve them on, and don't

forget the Alcohol, okay?

One last thing...!

Don't let anyone here

in the church know what

we're doing. I don't wanna

get in too much trouble!

Great, you've brought

the food! It's a good thing

I'm famished because

I'm going to finish it all!

Aelle devoured the

food like a ravenous,

hungry beast that had

been deprived for too long.

That was sooo good!

I haven't eaten so much

in such a long time! Then

again, you don't get many

chances to pig out in church.

Ah, that's right, the lesson!

Now, the easiest, most

subtle and most appealing

gesture of all time is the

wink. It's saved me in times

of crisis, and mastering it

will enhance your charms.

To the untrained eye,

the wink only looks like

a simple movement, right?

You close one eye, and then

you reopen that eye. But if

you do it right... If you...

Oh, it's been so long

since I've had so much

to drink! Ugh, f-feeling

kinda--anyway, j-just close

and yer-- *burp* winking

is so so so so eeeeeasy~

[Drunken Aelle]

Do it! Copy me as

I do it! Wink, j-just

like this, okay? Y' see?

*Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiink*

Wh-whoa...

That was...

It's so beautiful!

And all with just

a simple wink!

[Totally Drunk Aelle]

Y-yea... The...

The secret ish...

*Urp* It'sh in the--

Bwahahahaahah!

It's all spinning!

In her drunken stupor,

Aelle pummels you with

her fists and laughs

maniacally to herself.

How can you expect

me to teach you anything

if I faint in the middle of

the lesson? That's right,

I'll need some nourishing,

yet delicious, snacks to eat~

You still haven't told

me the secret to making

a simple wink have so

much provocative charm.

I really need to--

[Totally Hammered Aelle]

ZzzZzz... Huh?

Yesh, I know, I'm...

I'm a geeenius, yeah...

...ZzzzZzzzZzZzzzZZZzz...

W-wake up!

I went through

all this trouble to

learn this technique!

[Annoyed Aelle]

SHADDUP!

I'M SHLEEEEEPY!

G-go away. Talk to

Canell, my sister...

...ZzzzzZzZZZzzzZZ....

Aelle, I really

need you to teach

me everything else

I need to know about

winking and--

*Hiccup* Zzz--wha?

I need ta teach you

to go'way. Talk to my

sister, too tired now.

Go lemme alone girl!

[Sober Aelle]

Ohhh...

H-headache...

Oh, wow, look at you!

I can tell that you've

become much more

beautiful. Yes, you're

more elegant and refined

than I can remember.

Always believe in your

beauty, wield your charm

like a weapon... And anything

you desire in this world can

be yours! Bwahahahahaha!

[??????]

Sister Aelle...

Are you still trying

to sell illegal warps

again? Sister Aelle?

Oh crap, it's the pastor!

Shhh, if anybody asks you,

I wasn't doing anything!

Thanks, hon...

I know you can

keep my contraband

our little secret. *Wink*