Phendark

[Phendark]

Huh? Oh no!

Another h-human?!

P-please! S-stay away,

don't come near me!

I... I swear!

I'm not carrying any

rare items or stuff you

can wear, so please don't

beat me! I... Oh my god, you

don't believe me, don't you?

You humans never leave

me alone! Why do you have

to bully me like this?! I'm

honestly not carrying anything

of value! Z-Zealotus, please!

Zealotus, heeeeeelp me~!

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You're pathetic!

Aren't you supposed

to be a monster? You know

what Zealotus would do if

she were actually here?

*Sniff...*

P-probably...

Probably whip me.

You nonchalantly

brandish your Whip.

That's right.

*Snap!*

*Crack crack crack!*

*Snap snap snap crack!*

Oh! That stinging pain

that burns with bloodlust!

It's almost as good as

Zealtos's whip of love!

Zealotus...

She must be pissed

at me, but I just can't

stop being afraid of all

you humans! Damn it all!

Y-you again!

Why do you hound me?!

Th-there's nothing I can

give you, so please don't

hurt me! Oh, oh p-please...!

What...? You want

me to eat these?

It doesn't seem natural,

but if Rybio says I should,

it might not be that bad.

...

......

What's supposed to

happen now? My inner

demon is supposed to

awaken by eating these?

That sounds ridiculous!

Though, I did just eat crystal.

Wh-whoa. Ugh!

My chest! Something's

burning inside! I c-can't--!

Can't think straight... I'm...

Slowly... Losing my humanity!

Huh... Huuurg--!

Huk-huk! Heeeeh!

Heeeeeh! Waaoooooh!

Grrrrr...!

*Pant pant*

What... just...

What happened?

So what happens

if I don't decide not

to hurt you? Whatcha

gonna do then, huh?

S-stop it!

Just--Just stop it!

Humans...

They're everywhere!

You guys--I can't...

You're torturing me!

My chest was on fire,

like I was, I dunno,

burning with anger or

something. It's gone

now, but what were

those crystals?

You again? Oh no,

you're not going to hurt

me or make me eat those

weird crystals again, are you?

Rybio

Injustice

Zealotus

hates

likes

Rybio.

Injustice.

Phendark.

Zealotus.

I don't think

congratulations are

in order, but I guess

that's good news to hear.

Still, what a surprise!

Hey...!

I don't know if

that's something

I want to hear about!

I can't believe

something like that!

Oh, that doesn't matter.

Zealotus is too good for me.

I'm not even worthy of tasting

the sting of her Love Whip.

Hates me?

N-no, that can't--

I didn't, that doesn't--

Huh...?

What is that

supposed to mean?

First of all,

what exactly sets

you apart from all the

other eligible monsters

that she can choose from?

Not like you're much better...

I mean, there are guys

like Bloody Murderer out

there who are more evil

than you, and best of all,

not afraid of humans!

You know, me and Zealotus

were actually talking about

you recently. She told me that

the sight of you makes her

feel sick! I mean, what kind

of monster is afraid of humans?

Now you've reached the

point where even Injustice

is manlier than you now,

if you know what I mean!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

.........

............

GRRRRRR!

THAT'S ENOUGH!

I don't care who the

hell she is, I'm going

to see Zealotus and give

that tramp a piece of my

mind! Grrrr! She'll be sorry!

But know that I think

about it, maybe you look

much tougher than that

Bloody Murderer guy.

*Sniff sniff*

You really think so?

...Yeeeeeah.

But now that I think

about it, you actually

are much better than all

those other monsters.

That stuff I said before?

I was just kidding you.

*Sniff!*

You're...

Not helping!

I...

I was just kidding!

How could she hate

somebody like you?

No... No.

You're right.

I don't deserve love.

Not from Zealotus or

from anybody else...

Zealotus! How dare

she say those things

against me! Less manly

than Injustice?! I'll just

have to prove her wrong!

Out the way, pithy human!