Fishbone

[Fishbone]

Oh hey, it's you!

Now, listen. If you wanna

get into Regenschirm again,

you gotta enter that Sewer Pipe

that's like, northeast from me.

It's gross, but you gotta...

Anyway, good luck in

whatever it is you're doing

here in Lighthalzen. Oh, and

be real careful! Something

shadier than me is going

on in this big city~

What...?

Is there something

on my face? Quit looking

at me and let me do my work.

Hey. Hey you.

You're still looking

at me. Quit it. I'm busy

here and you're bothering me.

Seriously, you are

starting to really get

on my nerves! What could

you possibly want from me?!

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Nothing really.

I just feel like

watching you work.

What exactly are you

doing anyway, huh?

Hey! If I could just show

you what I'm doing, I wouldn't

be so uptight about you looking

at what I'm doing, now would I?

Nah...

I just think

you're uptight

in general.

Muthafruit!

So you're just

gonna sit and watch

me all day?! Fine! Then

I'll just ignore you, jerk!

...

......

Damn it!

This is really

ticking me off! Why

don't you go away?!

Well, I was also

wondering why you're

working in a place that's

so, um... depressing.

Alright, fine!

But once I tell you

what I do here, you're

outta here! Okay? Now,

your lips are frickin' sealed.

See, what I do is kinda illegal.

I provide routes that let

people enter Lighthalzen,

or even go anywhere in this

city, without authorization.

Hell, I could even get you

into that Laboratory...

W-wait!

Laboratory?!

Are you serious?

Can you get me

into that place?

Sonuva--You're not

gonna leave me alone,

are you? Look, you seem

okay, even if you are kinda

stubborn, kid. But I don't trust

or serve strangers, period.

But isn't there

anything I can do

so you can help me

get into the Laboratory?

No way, no how.

No matter how much you

beg, I can't take a chance

and just trust anyone who

wants to know a secret

route. Now get outta here!

Please...

Please tell me

how I can get inside

the Laboratory. I'm...

I'm begging you!

No! Now shaddup

and stop begging, okay?

You're only embarassing

yourself! Good grief...

Why won't you

heeeeelp meee?

Pleeeeeeeease~

You're the only one

who knoooooows~

Yeesh, you're a nutty

kid. Look, ''no'' means

''no.'' That's it. That's

final. How many times do

you gotta make me spell it out?

But there's gotta

be something I can

do so you'll help me?

Th-that's the way i-it

always w-works. You

can't just-- You c-can't...

Alright, you got me.

But if I'm gonna risk

my life to help you get

into that Laboratory I want

something in return. Okay?

All you need to do is

come back here with

71,381,305,294,921,000 zeny.

Then I'll give you all the help

you need. Alright, good luck

to you, brave adventurer.

You're joking right?!

There's no way I can ever

get that much zeny! I'd...

I'd have to at least take

over the world or, or...

Good point.

Fine, maybe that

price is a little high.

I'll just cut it in half,

then. Still want my

help? Then bring me...

...20 Jellopy.

Gosh.

It's like I'm

doing this for free...

Alright, then

bring me back a

total of 20 Jellopy.

But you gotta have

exactly 20 Jellopy on

you, okay? Seeya pal~

What are you--

Okay, now you're the

one who's joking around.

Look, it's either bring me

20 Jellopy or 71,381,3--

whatever number I said-- zeny!

So...

Did you bring

the stuff?

Still working on it?

Okay, I know I didn't

ask you for very much,

but gimme some respect

and get serious about it!

It's 20 friggin' Jellopies!

Uh...

I said 20 Jellopies,

didn't I? This ain't

enough pal, so go out

and get some more!

Ooh. Hey, good work.

Okay, I can see you're

the reliable type. A deal

is a deal, so I'll tell you

how you can get inside

that Laboratory.

Now, if you're wondering

why I don't got much qualm

against helping you, it's

because I used to work in

the Laboratory... But then

they laid me off unfairly.

Anyway, anything I can

do to cause them trouble

is good in my book. Let me

get some stuff ready and

then I'll tell you what you

really need to know.

What the...?

How could you forget

something like that?

Anyway, I asked you to

bring 20 Jellopies.

way to get into Regenschrim

Lab. However, I do know of

this secret maze that should

get you there. Still, if you're

willing and ready to go...

Okay...

Are you ready now?

I'm gonna send you

someplace where you

can find the Lab entrance.

Eh...?

Alright, it's

not a problem.

Just take your time.

Great!

Okay then,

here we go!

Hm, you must not have

accomplished whatever

it is you need to do in the

Regenschirm Laboratory yet.

it was you were doing

in the Laboratory. Do

you want me to send

you there again?

Geez, you must have

really had a hard time

there. Okay, well, when

you're ready to go there,

just let me know, got it?

Got a lot of

spirit in you,

don't you? Heh!

I like you style~

Get ready, 'cuz

here we go...!

Hey, you came back!

Good, I was starting

to get a little worried

about what happened to

you. So did you get what

you wanted over there?

Yeah...

I hope so,

anyway.

Good! Whatever you did,

I hope it messes them up big

time! I usedta be a respected

scientist for Regenschirm till

they laid me off! Serves those

ungrateful jerkoffs right!

Then again, my current

line of work seems to suit

me much better. And I don't

gotta worry about formulas

and algorithms anymore.

Oh yeah, the place you

just went to? There's a

secret path the Laboratory

there. If you want, I can

send you back there. So

what do you say?

Okay then, here

we go! Good luck

to you, buddy.

Alright, it's your

choice. Oh, and that

pass you have should

let you into the Laboratory

anyway. Good luck to you, pal.

Heya pal!

It's been a while.

You doin' good? I'm

just peachy, thanks~

Hey kid, get

outta here! Can't

you tell I'm dealin'

in something shady

here? This is no place

for baby faced guys like you!