Mad Scientist

[Wolfchev]

No one shall

interrupt my

research! If you

dare, I'll simply...

Eat you. Eat you alive.

Out of my sight,

microcephalic fool!

Huh? You think I have

the luxury of remembering

the face of every part-timer

I've fired? Get lost, or I'll

treat you to the pain of

being eaten alive!

You again?!

What the hell do

you want from me?!

I don't have time to

waste with drivel! I'm

too busy with my research!

...........!

Ah, but wait! I am collecting

something. Yes, bring me the

thing I must collect. Yes, yes.

Here's a hint... It's round...

Shiny... Kids love playing games with them! Oh, I said too much!

''Sorry?!'' Do you

think ''sorry'' will

get back that precious

minute I've lost yelling

at you?! Get the hell out!

Yes...! Beads!

You brought them!

You're not as dumb

as I thought you'd be!

..................

I take that back!

You should know by

now that I would never

tell you why I neeeeed

these Beads. Bweh-heh!

This favor you've done

is worth a small chat and

I can spare a minute or two

for you inane questions. So

what is it you want to know?!

Hyuu~ I think you're

just a little too innocent

to know about my secret

hobby. Yes, yes, I couldn't

tell you possibly, it'd be

so weird, so strange...

Oh. Oh no, oh no,

I couldn't possibly...

It's a-- I-It's a secret.

You wouldn't want to know

anyway. Bweh-heh-heh-heh!

Oh, I don't know if you

can call it work. After all,

I do research whatever it is

I want. And they pay me to

do it! This is the best place

for a scientist like me, yes.

Now, in a perfect world,

my test subjects would be

much more cooperative, but

I suppose I cannot blame

them. Not that I cause them

undue suffering or anything...

Well, I couldn't tell you

exactly. But don't you

worry, the discovery I'm

working on will benefit the

entire world, you'll see.

Let's just say that once

I'm successful, I'll satisfy

one of mankind's most primal

instincts, the desire to become

powerful and gain dominance

over those that are weaker.

I haven't made as much

progress as I'd like, but

no matter. It's only a matter

of experimentation! Yes, to

make mankind stronger and

better and more powerful and--

What do you know?

I better get back to

work if I wish to keep

on schedule. I can't afford

the leisure of speaking with

you any longer. Bweh heh heh!