Mr. McPhy

[Mr. McPhy]

My wife said Spotty went out the back door and ran straight past the barbed-wire fence.

But he couldn't have gone too far because he came back to me pretty quickly. Why don't you walk along the fence and look for holes with white hair floating around them?

Did you find something? Then let's go back!

My wife sent me here to give you directions, but I have no idea where he might have been.

Oh, right! Spotty has been shedding a lot lately. Maybe you should look for holes with white hair floating around them.

And he doesn't seem to venture out too far. It's probably because he's still young. I've marked three possible locations in the middle of your map. You don't have to look further than those locations.

Ah, Adventurer. Shhh! Please keep your voice down: the Buffalo Bandits might hear us.

I've been coming here whenever I can, to catch Spotty before he takes more things out to the wasteland.

My wife says she'd throw him out, but she doesn't mean it. She never raises her hand no matter how angry she is with him either, and she always remembers to feed him vitamins and get him vaccinated.

She didn't say anything when I quit my job because I was too scared of the Buffalo Bandits. She's a good woman.

*Gasp* Buffalo Bandits!