Mr. Smith

[Mr. Smith]

Welcome to

the Rogue guild.

From here on, I will

verify your qualification.

Before we get started,

I want you to know

about something...

All new Rogues are required to pay an application fee, so I hope you take care of that first.

What you have to understand is that the Rogue Guild does a lot of business, sometimes illegally, that needs financial backup.

I will let you know...

I will let you know......

I will let you know........

By the way.....

Oh man...

This is...

Damn...

Annoying!

...

......

.........

Today, I'm in a pissed off mood, ya' know why?! I haven't collected any bills! God! Idiot Thieves coming at me all the time, wanting to become Rogues!

Jesus! Now I understand why our leader told us that working as customer support sucks.

That god damn guild master assigned me to this shitty job. I'm better than this F$@king job!

That bastard should go to F$@king hell, I'm gonna kick that mother F$@kers ass! F#%k F#%k F#%k !!!

That dipshit who just tried to change his job, the one before you...

You know what the f#@k he talked to me about?!?

F#$@%#$*#$%@#$!!

What the--?! What's with this chat filter?! Stop #*!@$ing me! you stupid F#$%*! Let me talk!!!

What the f#@k you looking at...?

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Umm...

Sir...?

I didn't mean to make you upset. I just came here to so I could become a Rogue.

Holy shit on a stick, what the f#$k was I just f!#king talking about, you moron!

Just leave me alone! Just leave alone! Just leave me alone!

Do whatever you want, okay? Just do whatever the F$!!K you want...!!

Your application fee... 10,000 zeny!!

5 Crysalis!

5 Empty Bottle!

5 Iron Ore!

5 Stone Heart!!

5 Red Herb!

5 Animal Skin!!

5 Yellow Gemstone!!

5 Tooth of Bat!

5 Scorpion Tail!!

5 Yoyo Tail!!

5 Monster's Feed!

5 Fluff!!

5 Clover!!

5 Feather of Birds!

5 Talon!!

5 Spawn!!

Don't even think about coming back until you've got all those or I'll kill you where you stand.

What the F$@k? Did you just say I'm annoying you? Shut up, you ungrateful prick!

I just added 10 Raccoon Leaf to the list. You better get it!

F%$#*&#@$%#@$@#$%@$%&*k! Haven't you ever thought about how hard it would be to be an NPC!?!

Three thousand, two hundred seventy two. Three thousand, two hundred seventy three. Three thousand, two hundred seventy four...

Uhh...

Headache...

This is too much

zeny to count.

Uh...?

What are you doing here? If you're going to talk about the job change, you need to speak to the other guy first.

...Shit!

I lost count!

Ummm...let's see...

Wow, you've brought each and every single thing I asked you to. Good work... I salute you.

- Middle Finger -'

*Grins*

Since you showed such great effort, I'm going to write a recommendation letter for you. I usually don't do that, you know.

But I'm sure you'll be a great asset to the Rogue Guild. Hmm, I don't have a blank piece of paper right now, so take this instead...

*Sigh...*

I know, I know. I'm supposed to control myself in the work place. Getting enraged is a bad habit...

*Mumble mumble...*

How was I... *Mumble...*

How did... I remember...

*Sigh* It was all because of my bad temper!

Wah....!!!

It might be a better

idea to come back later.

Listen this time!

Application fee:

10000 zeny,

10 Raccoon Leaf!!

Don't even think

of coming back

without them!

Let me see...

Who would should

I send you to...?

Right! I know

just the guy~!

Go visit Aragham Junior who lives South of the Sandarman Fortress. That area is located one field east from here.

He's a pretty nice guy, you know. He works hard and is really good at bill collecting.

Before he joined the Rogue Guild, people have been trying to kill him for something his father did in the past. So, he became a runaway.

Well anyway, that's why he's been with us. We've been helping him hide from his enemies.

Ah, you might want to remember the password if you want to meet him. He doesn't let anybody in his house without the password.

The password is Aragham never hoarded upgrade items.

Well, I will wish you luck. His place isn't that far from here, so come back as soon as possible. Being swift... That is the spirit of the Rogue.

Hmm...

This guy might be

good for you, but...

He's a little dangerous.

I want you to meet Antonio Junior, son of Antonio the first. For some reason people have been trying to kill him because of something his father did in the past.

He was brought up in Payon, but he's staying in an empty house near the Kokomo beach at the moment.

I've heard lately that he's been complaining a lot about the noise outside of his house, and he fears an assassination attempt. Anyway...

He's kind of tense, so he throws a dagger at anyone who approaches his house. He has a violent personality.

However, he does have magnificent business skills. And he also loves gambling. Once you get to know him, he'll take care of your Rogue training really well.

Ah, you might want to remember the password to meet him in person. The password is Antonio doesn't enjoy destroying upgrade items.

His name is

Hollgrehenn Junior,

a genius at manipulation.

However, because of something his father did long ago, people have been trying to kill him. Because of this, he is very high strung and will throw daggers at people he doesn't trust.

Our leader has been able to get him to join our guild, and his brilliant mind has been an asset to us. Once you get to know him, he'll take care of your Rogue training really well.

Ah, you might want to remember the password to meet him in person. The password is My father never hoarded upgrade items.

Alright... Now that I've calmed down, I can inform you of your next destination. *Whew*

Go and find Hermanthorn Junior, who is living near the the checkpoint of Paros Lighthouse, which is at the border between Morocc and Comodo.

Ah...almost forgot, keep in mind not to mention anything about upgrading items. This is very important.

What...?

Did you just

say that you

forgot where to go?

Head one field East and enter the building that is South of the Sandarman Fortress to meet Aragham Junior.

Go to the building

at Kokomo Beach,

which is on the way

to Comodo, to meet

Antonio Junior.

The password is 'Antonio doesn't enjoy destroying upgrade items'.

Go to the field South of Sandarman Fortress, which is on the way to Morocc from here, to meet Hollgrehenn Junior.

The password is My father never hoarded upgrade items.

Hmmm...?

Don't you have

to go somewhere

else to complete

your Rogue training?

First, the

application fee:

10,000 zeny.

We also need

you to bring

Hmm...?

What was that?

Did you just say that

you're willing to donate

more for the guild?

That sounds sweet,

I appreciate that.

But come back when

you're ready.

Okay, we've got the application fee, 10,000 zeny,

Great, great...

I think you

brought everything.

Alright, wait just a moment while

I prepare these things. Let's see... Your next test is...

What the f$@k!? You didn't bring all the required items?! Are you telling me that you need to check the requirements again!?

Now listen...!

Bring 10,000 zeny,

and the following items...

You got it this time?