Customer

[Little Bit Drunken Guy]

What do you think

is the best drink in

all the world? I think

the Tri-- Tristan? What

was it called again?

[More Drunken Guy]

Oh! 13 Year Old Tristan?

That's a great drink, sure,

but it's way too expensive for

anything less than a special

occasion. *Hiccup* Personally,

I really like Ver... Uh, Ver...

Vermilion on the Beach?

Yeah, that's really good,

you'll pass out after just

having one shot! Yeah...

Tro... Tropical! People say

that's good too. Wait, what?

H-hey...! *Hiccup!*

What are you doing?!

K-keep your hands to

yourself! Do I look

like a woman to you?

What are you talking

about? Wh-what?! Why

are my arms all wrapped

around you? S-sorry, I was

trying to just go that w--

I wasn't trying to hug you!

Bumping into me,

I understand. But a full

blown hug? Come on, now!

That was totally on purpose!

Wh-what? My h-hand! It's...

It's moving my itself?!

Ack! Wh-what are

you doing! S-stop

touching my butt!

A Bard in the room

watches the two drunk

men intently and giggles

at their stupor. Remember:

drinking too much isn't good!