Physics Professor

[Aebecee George]

Tee hee, hello there! What brings you here again, sweetie?

Oh, I see... you're just excited because you finally became a Sage? Tee hee~

Oh well, although you have become a Sage, you're just doing the same thing, tee hee...we're mages down to the core!

We're way better than any other class because we're pretty good with our heads, you know?

Okay, is there anything you want to talk about?

Oh dearie, don't be nervous...where's your sense of adventure?

Well, aren't you the cutest little Novice~

What are you doing here, sweetcakes? Do you just come over to see what's in here?

Do you want some candy? Candy, my precious? Tee hee.

Oh gosh...Sorry, I thought I had some...

But I've got other treats, you catch my drift?

Hey there, tee hee, how's it going sailor?

Did you come here to look around? Huh...?

Well, if you're not here for business, you must be here...

...for PLEASURE.

Hey wait! Come back~!

Hello~? Nice to meet you, tee hee.

Did you come to see me? Oh, you're a student!

Tee hee, I am the Professor in charge of you, Abecee George.

So...aren't you happy to be with me, dearie? Aren't you gay? Tee hee~

However, before we get start class, I need you to do me...a favor.

Don't be scared, its just an eensy weensy favor. Tee hee~

Please bring me 30 Stone, that's all.

It's not so hard, isn't it?

Why don't you ask a thief pal for help?

We'll start the class when you bring me those stones~ Tee hee~

Oh~ how sweet! You brought them all~ thank you~

Oh, can you wait a little bit? I need to do something before we start. Tee hee~

Hocus-focus!!

Hocus~focus!!

Ho~cus~fo~cus!!

Tee hee, you naughty stone~

Only 3 of them worked for me. Tee hee~

Here's my other favor to ask of you. Oh, are those tears of...joy?

Oh, I'm sooo excited too! Tee hee~

I will give you these elemental ores...but...they are not for free.

Whoa there cowboy! Don't pull out so soon~ Listen, tee hee~

Please make arrows using these items and bring them to me, pretty please~

50 Crystal Arrow,

50 Stone Arrow,

50 Wind Arrow.

Ask any of your Archer friends if you know any.

I am looking forward to seeing you again, tee hee~

You don't have all the items? And here I was, getting all hot and bothered.

Go on, sweetheart, and hurry baaack~

I asked you to bring 30 Stone.

There are many out there, so you won't have too hard a time getting them~ tee hee.

Oh~ how sweet! You brought them all~ Oh thank you~

Well now, let's get down to business. Tee hee~

I'll say something, and you just write everything down.

Don't forget to underline the important sentences~

Water property magic is sooo strong against the fire property.

Just remember those burly, sexay fire fighters, shall we say, putting out that fire with water. Ooh, wet!

Wind property magic totally dominates the water property! Oh, yes~

Think of a hot flash, and by that I mean ligntening, striking a lake. Oh, I'm bad!

In terms of strength, magic with earth property goes on top of wind property magic! Ho~~

Just think of how the wind passionately beats against the cliffside near the Lookout Point or Lover's Lane. Tee hee~

Magic with fire property is strong against earth property! Tee hee~

Just think of burning wood, sprung from the earth, in a cozy fireplace. On the bearskin, in the dark~

...Oh my gosh! Time flies sooo fast!

Let's call it a day, dear, tee hee~

When you come to the next class, bring 1 Holy Water~

I hope you have at least one Priest friend. Oh, you don't? Well, it couldn't hurt to get friendly with one.

What are you doing here, precious...are you trying to fool me? Tee hee~

I hope you didn't sell the elemental ores I gave you? Naughty naughty~ Don't you know diamonds are a girl's best friend? Tee hee~

Ask your Archer friend if you have one~ tee hee.

Oh~ how sweet! You brought some Holy Water~ thanks honey~

Oh righty, we should start class. Tee hee~

Just Like last time, I will speak and you just write down everything I say.

Even if you don't understand, just pretend and go with the flow, alright? Tee hee~

Water Magic is weak against wind property! Yes, that's right~

Just remember why you don't keep the electric fan around when you're taking a hot bubble bath. Ooh! So electric!

Magic with the wind property is weak against earth property!

Think of how the wind can't, shall we say, penetrate a mud facial mask~

Magic with earth property is weak against fire property! Tee hee~

Just think of burning wood, sprung from the earth, in a cozy fireplace. On the be--oh? I said that already? Oh poopy.

Magic with fire property is weak against water property! Yes~

When things get flaming hot, it's best to splash things in cold water. Don't you agree~?

Oh, it's the end of the class~ tee hee.

So? Do you think you've learned a lot? You can thank me, honey!

Well, that's it. You can write your thesis with what I've taught you!

Tee hee~ yes! Yes! I am the best teacher in the world! Oh, I am on fire! Tee hee~

Okay, please gather these items so you can write the thesis, dear~ Tee hee~

1 Feather of Birds which will be used as a pen,

1 Animal Skin which will be used as paper,

1 Trunk which will be used to bind a book,

1 Squid Ink which will be used as ink,

1 Empty Bottle to keep that Squid Ink from splashing.

So get on out there cowboy and hurry back~ Tee hee~

What are you doing here, precious...are you playing games? Tee hee.

Oh, poor dear. Did you already forget what I told you? Do you want me to remind you? Tee hee~

1 Holy Water,

It couldn't hurt to get friendly with an Aco or Priest...tee hee.

So...do you have the time? I'm kidding, girlfriend!

Okay~ so its now or never~ tee hee~

I taught you everything I know. Don't be nervous, you'll be okay~

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.....Magic spells are varied into 4 elements such as

Water, Earth, Fire and Wind.

Earth, Water, Fire and Wind.

Water, Wind, Earth and Fire.

Each property has an opposing property,

Magic with wind property is strong against water

Magic with water property is strong against fire

Magic with fire property is strong against earth

Magic with earth property is strong against wind.

However, that does not work on the opposite case

This theory works the same for earth property weapons

Elemental properties are varied by monster types

You must be aware of the limit of your ability.

You must apply different types of property by the situation or place.

Red Potion is rumored to taste like strawberries.

The most adorable NPC is YuPi in Prontera

Red Potion is rumored to be made out of Porings

You never know the limits of magic

Merchant Lady in Morocc is also as cute as YuPi.

Nobody knows why Red Potion tastes like strawberries.

It is not suggested to be too addicted to magic spells.

If I had a Bunny Band,

If so, what about the taste of White Potion?

Only pertinent uses of magic, as well as rest

I would want to give it to her as a present.

I can't even imagine the taste.

will guarantee you a safe battle.

Although the Bunny Band best fits the Acolyte class

I love this thrilling feeling

Forming a party with people of different classes

I still wonder if the Bunny Band would be perfect for GOD-POING.

I won't be able to drink it even if my HP is less than 1.

is considered the best way to ready for battle.

Tee hee, so... are you done with your thesis? What do you think of your work? I think you did fine~

Don't forget, this is the first and the last time you'll write a thesis, okay? Tee hee~

Okay, now you can show the dean your thesis~

You're almost there~ tee hee.

What are you still doing here, sweet cheeks? Tee hee~

Oh, poor dear. Did you already forget what I told you? Do you want me to remind you? Not a problem, tee hee.

1 Empty Bottle which will be used for holding squid ink.

You are supposed to prepare all of those items, aren't you?

Hurry baaack~! Tee hee~

What are you doing here, dearie? Don't you want to meet the dean and show him your stuff?

Take it from me, boys like him won't wait for you forever, tee hee~

I know, I know...you wanna play with little ol' me. But you should become a Sage first.

Please hurry up, tee hee.

Well well...what do we have here?

You're not a Sage. Pity, sweet thang like yourself...

But seeing as you're not here for business, you must be here for...

...PLEASURE. Wait, where are you going, hon?