Customer

[Customer]

There aren't many people in this restaurant.

Who would want to eat such terrible food?

Oh, do you know where the best eatery in this place is?

Where?

The sheriff's office. Those in the underground jail are fed three times a day, and the food is so great that some people actually commit a misdemeanor for it.

Does that make sense to you? I don't believe there's prison food worth committing a crime for.