Deviruchi

[Deviruchi]

Bwah hah hah~!

That look in your eyes~!

Those are definitely the eyes

of a lonely male bachelor.

I'm almost 100 percent sure

you got ditched at the altar.

They're just filled with the

pain of an old maid--!

Couldn't rope some poor guy

into marriage, huh?

HHAHAHAHA~!

Oooooh...Hee hee~

I'd be more sympathetic if,

you know, I weren't a creature

of darkness.

You look awfully depressed...

Lucky for you, I could care

less about happy people...

It's the humans in despair

that I take an interest in.

Hahahahahahah~!

I sense that you carry a

tiresome burden...

If I'm not wrong, you're

a married man, aren't you?

a married woman, aren't you?

Let me ask you one thing.

Are you happy to be married?

Forget about responsibilities,

romance and all that other junk

for now.

I mean, can just one single

person really bring you all that

happiness? I know all about how

special weddings and the magic

of love is supposed to be, but...

At the end of the day, you and

your partner fight, and you feel

totally totally miserable.

...all because of HER.

...all because of HIM.

Yes, it's your destiny to find me

here. We all make mistakes...

Even if you promised everlasting

love, even if you made a vow...

I can free you from that prison

of matrimony.

It's simple if you look at

marriage as a contract...a

contract that ends with 'till

death do we part.' Here in

Niflheim, it's easy to use

that little loophole...

*whispers*

It's not like you're breaking

any promises, and it's not

like your wife will care if she

doesn't know... Don't you

want to be freed from her?

any promises. Hell, your husband

doesn't even have to know

about it... you deserve

real happiness, right?

You can have a brand new love

with a better person...

Wouldn't that be great...?

I can help you if you want...

I can make all of this happen!

Hmpf~! You must still be

fascinated with the silly

notion of eternal love. Well,

if you think you're happy,

then I'll have nothing

to do with you--!

Good, good...

Now all you have to do is give

me what I want in exchange...

Just 2,500,000 zeny and...*cough!*

An eensy piece of your soul.

After that, it's the carefree

single's life. All you have to

do is say the word...

I understand. But if you think

about anything, think about

your wife's nagging, and

how great it would be to

finally free yourself of the

old ball and chain~

how horrible your husband is,

and what a relief it would

be to be rid of that crumbum~

Excellent choice~

Let's get started right

away! This may take some

time, but it's better than

being hopelessly married

for the rest of your life.

Bwahhahahaha~!

Now you're free~!

Don't you feel so much

better now as a single?

Ah, bachelorhood...

Hmmm...I did tell you to bring

2,500,000 zeny, right?

No one else in this world can

offer this kind of freedom...

You can't put a price on

peace of mind, can you?