Kinsey

[Kinsey]

What does a man have to do to get a stiff drink around here? I mean, there are absolutely no good bars in Alberta!

Well, the alcohol in the pub here is second rate, but I gotta admit, it's got a great atmosphere.

In fact, this old man is always there, telling stories about Turtle Island! But we're not sure if he's been there, or if he's just that drunk.

Whoa...

Hey, your eyes just lit up right when I said 'Turtle Island!' Hmm, let me try that again.

*Ahem*

'Tur-tle

Is-land.'

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*ting!*

Ah...

You must be an adventurer. It seems like you really wanna learn more about that place, huh?

Why don't you look around near the pub, and look for that old man? He's usually pretty drunk, and speaks nonsense, but he might have something to say to you.

Oh, and um, I've been in his room before. He leaves some sort of letter lying around the table that has something to do with his Turtle Island stories.

But if he asks for you to buy him a drink, I wouldn't do it. He's got like, three extra livers or something, so he'll drink you to bankruptcy.

Yeah, I guess it's pretty cool listening to his stories. But it would be even cooler if I could hear them in a better drinking establishment.

I mean, they don't even serve a 'Boogieman,' much less a 'Cobo.' It's getting harder and harder to find those fine, fine specialty drinks.