Grandma

[Grandma]

Who's is it? Who's there?

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Wow, you have an amazing sensing ability.

When you live alone for a long time, you get sensitive to the slightest noise. So what brings you here? I'm out of kaluna milk right now. Do you want to order something else?

there's something I wanted to ask you. Do you remember anything about Captain Gamberry and Chief Peperoncino?

Oh, those eggring boys. Speaking of which, I haven't seen them much lately. Did they give up and leave Lasagna?

No, they're both well and still in Lasagna. I'm here because there is something I wanted to know about Captain Gamberry.

Captain? Captain who? Gamberry? That eggring boy? Oh, you're right. He did become a captain. I remember when he showed up in my pub with Pepe.

Pepe?

Pepe. Peperoncino. Gamberry is Berry, and Tomei Thomas is Toto. I guess young people don't know. Anyway, they were like wild basilisks.

Are the basilisks still in the cave? When we were young, we didn't even go near the cave.

So what happened then? They showed up at the pub and what did they do?

Oh, right. Pepe looked like a homeless and ordered kaluna milk. That's when Berry picked a fight, saying that only the kids have it shaken.

So they fought. My store was destroyed. So I made a claim for damages for broken furniture and profit loss until the pub was back in business.

You mentioned Pepe. Seemed like he was poor there as well. He came to Lasagna after hearing from somewhere that he can make a lot of money on anchovy fishing boat, but quit because of seasickness.

After that, he couldn't get on a boat ever again. Haha. He became indebted because of the penalty for breach of contract and couldn't leave. So he ended up in the anchovy workshop where he removes anchovy head and guts...

Anyway, he had a huge debt from the boat and pub. The two mulled over what to do and ended up at the anchovy workshop. Few years later, Gamberry became the workshop manager. The job was perfect for him.

How was Lasagna in the old days?

don't even mention it. It was a mess. The roads were awful. People were awful. there's a reason why the past is called the dark ages.

Have you ever stepped on fish guts on a road? That's how Lasagna was back then.

Then one day, two roughnecks came up with the merchants and vigilance corps and started beating up Lasagna kids.

I guess sticks do make dorams. The two sent those hoodlums to the merchants and vigilance corps. Mm... I remember those boys. Their beards were cut and tails were tattered.

Those doram mouse-looking ones all left Lasagna and only the ones who wanted to live a decent life stayed. They're the ones who made current Lasagna.

But who are you? Did you come to order kaluna milk? Stirred or shaken? Where did all my workers go?

I'll get going now...

With no customers, my pub will soon be out of business.

If you're not going to order anything, get the heck out!

Zzz...zzzz...