Threatening-Looking Man

[Threatening-Looking Man]

Hey, you don't come inside someone else's house without permission.

This is ridiculous!

How dare you to come inside of my house and talk to me as if that is a normal thing to do?

Hahahaha...chill out, I was just joking.

You may know this already, but

we have a system called, the mercenary system in this world.

Yes, I am a mercenary soldier.

It is simple. You just pay for someone to aid you in fight.

Better mercenary soldier you want, more money you have to pay, you know?

Let's stop talking about boring stuffs.

I will tell you how you can find a good mercenary soldier.

Check its nose if it is clean and wet.

A good mercenary soldier must have the wet nose

because it shows that the soldier is at his best in health condition.

If the nose is dry, that means that he caught a cold.

And don't forget to check the soldier's ankle.

The best mercenary soldier has thin ankles and a white neck!

If he has long hair, it's better! If the hair is permed and wavy, that's perfect!

Lastly, you have to check whether he is ready to serve you with quality service!

That means, he must do his best in aiding you in fight!

Get out, now!

If you a cop, show me a warrant,

if you are a member of my family, prove it with your birth mark!