Customer

[SoloHan]

Oh man...

I think I'm drunk~

*Hiccup...!*

Hey, you...!

You understand, don't you?!

Aren't you upset looking at all these happily married couples?!

Yeah~? Me too!

How dare they show off their happiness in front of people like us--!! *Sniff* Just because they found everlasting love, they think they're better than we are?!

I remember when couples were polite and were lovey dovey behind closed doors. Nowadays they hold hands, and even cuddle in public. I mean, come on! Get a room!

I mean, *Sniff*, it's not like,

I'm lonely or anything. I don't neeeeeeeed a woman~!

Right, Bachewcca!

[Bachewcca]

...!

It's doesn't really matter whether you're married

or not, right buddy? Right?!

Come on! Drink with me!!

Suddenly he treated me as a close friend. It's a little embarrassing, but it's not a bad idea to accept

a free drink...

* Gulp Gulp Gulp *

So, what do you say?

Let's go somewhere

with some real liquor.

Yeah~!

That's the spirit!

Hey, Bachewcca...

Let's drink!

*Grunt!*

To...

To being single!

F-Forever!!!

Whoa...

You alright?

You seem kind of drunk...

I guess now's the perfect time to have you sign this! Don't worry, I'll send you straight to paradise!

Alright!

Take care!

Hahaha!

Oh...

Man.

So, you spoil parties

like this all the time, eh?

*Hiccup!*

So you feel like having some

real fun? Okay, then just sign over here. Count on me, I'll send you to paradise.

Alright~!

Take care and have fun!

Harass some couples over there for me, will you?

No wonder you're single. You can't even recognize a good time when it's right in front of you.

Drink, drink!

That's not enough!

Drink more, buddy!

FOR EVER.

*Gulp Gulp Gulp*

...Wha!?

Oh man!

Get outta my face!

You smell like,

whupped boyfriend

or something!

I think I know a naggy wife

when I see one! Go boss your

hubby around or something!

Leave me alone!

I don't want any of your marital bliss to rub off on me. Come on, Bachewcca! Tell 'em their kind ain't welcome here!

*Grrr...!*

What is that...?

Is this the third time this week I've gotten plastered? Bachewcca, help me count!