Bertan

[Bertan]

What up, loser!

What's the matter,

ya big Rune-Midgartsian?!?!

I just called you a 'loser!'

I guess you're too stupid

to understand!!

Hahahahahahaahahhahaha~!

...

Uh...oh!

It looks like you can understand

me--! Good job, good job!

Alright, by way of apology,

do you want to hear a joke?

Alright, alright.

Here we go.

Ummmm...

Alright, I got one.

What did the Rune-Midgartsian

say to the Savage?

I don't know...

But they didn't have any

trouble understanding

each other!!! HAHAHAHA~!

Get it? 'Cuz, like,

they're both pigs~!

Not funny, huh?

Oh well. I guess my

sense of humor is just

too sophisticated.

Okay...what's the best

way to tame an Orc Lady?

Give up..?

With a wedding ring!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Oh God~ I'm hilarious!!

...Wait.

Wait a minute...

That's not even funny...

Just incredibly...

Scary...

Brrr--!

She's hideous!!

Actually...forget it.

I was going to say a

knock knock joke about

Isis, but then decided

that kind of humor is

too low brow.

...Zing!

Why are Rune-Midgartsians

SOOoOOoo...

Um, hmmmmm.

Maybe that joke

isn't so good for this

situation, yeah?

Okay, why is it that

GMs prefer not to be

seen...? Give up?

BECAUSE THOSE GUYS WEAR

SKIRTS ~! HAHAHA!

OH MAN, I MADE A FUNNY!

*Whew* Yowza~

Oh, man.

Utterly classic.

A Crusader, an Alchemist and a Novice walk into a bar.

Inside, they see a sign that

says 'Monster Help Agency:

LADIES ONLY.'

'Oh!' says the Crusader.

'It's a lucky thing we are

all ladies.' She goes up

and says 'Gimmie a ride.'

Kinda rude for a Crusader,

but whatever.

Out of nowhere, this

Grand PecoPeco appears

and is all 'I'll give you

a ride, baby. Careful, this

road can get buuuuumpy.'

And then they're off.

Next comes the Alchemist

and she's like 'I need

help killing Zombies' and

then this Marine Sphere

comes from out of

nowhere and is all...

'I got your fire. Careful

baby, touch me the wrong

way and I might just

exploooode.' So then

they're off on their

merry way too.

Finally, the Novice

comes up and says

'I need someone to

party with.'

Hode pops up and says...

'I know some people

but let me check my

Rolodex. HODE on!'

....

.....

..........

No go?

Well, come on!

I can't be funny

all the time, you know?

[????]

Umbaumba Umbaumbah

Bwahbwah hahbrah!

Umbaumba Umbaumbah woo~