Crumpler

[Crumpler]

Ooooh~!

You sure are dressed pretty,

ya fancy schmancy Mage!

Someday, you swear to yourself, you will have your bloody revenge on this belligerent drunk for besmirching the proud Mage profession. Someday...

I'm so scared!

A Wizard?! Bwahaha!

Everyone knows Wizards are all intelligence and no strength! Come on, smart man! Show me how tough you are!

Huh?

What'd you just say?

...

......

Ooooooooh

crraaaap!

Help meeeee!

Hahahahaah!

Silly Wizard! Only a monster like Baphomet can handle a big spell like th--

Oh sweet lord...

You're serious...

ARRRRRGH~!

IT BUUUURNS!

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No...

I can only use

my powers for good.

Haw haw!

Good...

For nothing!

A...

Sage?

I don't know what that is. But I guess it can't be half as bad as a Mage.

Soooo...

Wanna drink with me?

Wait a sec...

You're not a Mage!

J-just how drunk am I?!

Man, I hate Mages with a passion! Always studying and chanting and making taxes high and stuff...

Taking our jobs, censoring the media, ruining our education system, causing air pollution, starting wars, making rap music...