Jiu Lian Bu

[Jiu Lian Bu]

Hey~

What's up?

I don't like hanging around too many people, so I came here. Listening to this stream really puts my mind at ease.

No offense, but I'm upset

at the sheer number of tourists coming over to Luoyang. Sure, I can understand that our town is attractive and has beautiful sights.

But I just can't stand crowds of people. People gather like sheep

to any place that they hear is popular, and that really bugs me!

Speaking of which, there's even

a place in Luoyang that's just like that. Man, I hate that restaurant!

West of Luoyang, there's

a restaurant built on a pond. It's been around for a long time, selling food for ridiculous prices!

Oh sure, the food and flavors

there have a long history, but I don't think that justifies how they charge their patrons!

As a young man

who loves his town,

I can't let them manipulate my people like that!

But everyone here already knows who I am, so I can't do anything! I've already had one too many, shall we say, 'incidents' with the people living here already.

I've been caught for tagging walls, shoplifting, scamming, stealing a few girlfriends... So yeah, I'm not exactly known as a sterling citizen.

Say, wait a minute. The local people around here aren't too familiar with you. Hmmm...

Would you sneak into that restaurant and steal the

Dragon Soup Broth for me?

The Dragon Soup Broth is the backbone for the restaurant

owner's secret recipe.

But they've been cheating their customers by watering that broth down and selling it for a ridiculous price! Serves them right if their secrets were stolen!

If you can steal some of the broth, I'll pay you back. So whaddya say?

Grrrrreat!

I knew you'd

see things my way!

Okay, the restaurant is at the West side of Luoyang. But you gotta be careful. The workers there watch over that broth like freakin' hawks!

When you finally steal the broth, make sure you bring it without spilling any. Okay? Good luck~

Stealing?

You may have

a point there.

But then, that restaurant has been doing that to their customers for years! So, technically, we'd just be stealing back.

That joint isn't even that great. I mean, it's so obvious that they rip off their customers! Dragon Soup?! More like... Dragon Crap Soup!

Huh...?

Whoa, I thought you were on your way to the restaurant. You better get a move on.

Alright then, pal. Make sure the guys who work there don't catch you. Good luck~

Wow! You made it!

Let me see...

Jiu Lian Bu takes

a hearty sip of the

broth you've managed

to steal for him.

Ohhhh man....

This is soooo not Dragon Soup Broth. Sorry, but would you go

and try to get it again?

Wow!

You made it!

Ooooh. Ooh yeah.

This is the stuff.

Muhahahahahaha~!

This'll put the chef

in agony for a while!

Good job, chum! Heh heh heh, because you risked your neck for me, I'm gonna show you an awesome place! Just follow me~

So how ya been, ya smooth criminal? You wanna visit that place again?

Alright~

Let's get

a groove on.

Not in the mood, eh?

No prob. But feel free

to come see me whenever

you want.

Wha...?

Hey, who are you? If you don't got anything to say to me, then get lost!